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Monday, October 31, 2005
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Oh, and by the way...I've rejoined NaNoWriMo yet again this year. Although I've no idea where I'll find the time to write a 50k word opus. Between Stars this Thursday, Death Cab on Saturday (and the subsequent pursuit of a particular girl after the show), a Nov. 11th deadline for 12 articles to be published in December's magazine, and keeping this thing updated quasi-regularly, things aren't looking conducive to my writing just for the hell of it. I'll give it a shot though... j.s. |
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Happy All Hallow's Eve to you. (Samhain and I are like this. *crosses fingers* ) So the weekend went well. I stayed around the house on Friday night, copying my "sermon" onto notecards and drinking a bizarre concoction called "Chubby Cream Scream." Yeah, they suckered me in with the name, and the fact that thay were 4 for one American dollar at the Kroger... Horrible stuff though. You'd all do well to avoid The Chubby. Saturday was the wedding, which went quite well I think. Everyone seemed to enjoy it, even though my public speaking kung fu is rather weak. Most importantly, the bride and groom and their families were happy with it, which was my most important criterion. So it was a success. Although, I think it was the last one I'm going to perform. It's stressful stuff to be such an integral part of a ceremony, with "Wedding Day" posterity riding on your every word. And while I fancy myself capable of pulling off just about anything with only a ounce or two of effort, this one took quite a bit out of me. Mostly because I didn't want to disappoint two people that I've come to care so much about, with a laissez-faire ministerial attitude or by stumbling through their vows. And I hate nothing more on this Earth than to disappoint. It's my Achilles heel. Anyway, after the ceremony the drinks started to flow freely. And they continued at a party out in Katy once we all left the reception. Which is where things get a little fuzzy. I ended up leaving at around 11:30, and went downtown to Rent for a quick Halloween fix. Couple more drinks there, a good enough time, then went home at about 3:30. Was a full day. Sunday was spent in recovery on the couch at D's place...which is actually where I ended up crashing last night. And now I'm at work, so I'm going to get back after it. Talk to you later. j.s. |
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
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![]() Behold Cutebacca. Capable of quieting even the most angsty of bitter men with ease. (Yes, even those wearing Red Sox caps and Pixies t-shirts) j.s. |
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
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So, I'm not one to talk much about TV shows. But consider this my official pimping of The Colbert Report. It is indeed funny stuff. Who else could deadpan a line like "Yeah, and Tom Brokaw's studio smells like a monkey cage," or "thankfully, alert gauchos were able to save the llama before it was swept into the blades of the turbine." Genius... j.s. |
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
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Hi there, So I skipped the downtown thing last night. For whatever reason I wasn't really feeling it. Went by Agora and had some coffee instead, then went by a friend's house and watched the Family Guy movie. And I'm not too sure what all the buzz is about this show... I mean sure, it has some very funny bits. But so does Death to the Extremist. (That one was brilliant btw.) Although perhaps I should reserve judgment until I've seen the actual television show. So, after Family Guy, we grabbed some late dinner at a little Greek place then I came home and crashed around midnight. And now I'm getting ready to hop into a shower to clean up before the party tonight, but there's one thing that's been bothering me for a little while and I'd like to talk about it. Specifically, the Fox NFL commercial. You know, the one where they open one end of a football and hideously long annelids come streaming out? Then they cut to team logos, which start to bleed and morph like they're hot green wax on a microscope slide and just had a cover slip dropped on them. I don't know...the whole mis en scene of the thing gives me the a case of the jibblies. *jibblyjibbly* j.s. |
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Friday, October 14, 2005
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W00t! It is Friday, and I am devoid of any semblance of hangover. **does a little happy dance** I did go to O.C. last night, but the majority of the time there was spent staring up at a small television and watching the Astros...who won btw and are headed home for 3 games. I don't really see them sweeping at home, but if you're using last year's series as a yardstick then it looks pretty good in that regard. After the game we just sat around and talked for a while, then got into a discussion with a cute girl about Eclipse cigarettes. Specifically, how exactly they work and how they helped her quit. (Although she's been smoking these Eclipse things when she goes out for almost a year apparently.) I was following along and nodding and was starting to be sold on them until she whipped out a little booklet, which instantly narrowed my eyes at her. "Waitaminute, you work for them! You're doing the Chewley's Gum thing aren't you?" "What?" "Chewley's Gum. You know, Clerks? Drumming up anti-smoking sentiment to sell more gum?" "What?" "Nevermind, I said nothing. Go ahead and sell me." She didn't. Anyway, home by 12:30. In bed by 1. Aweschome. Tonight I think we're heading downtown for a drink or two, and tomorrow night is a bachelor party, which typically prove for interesting evenings as well. A good time or a good story. See you kids later. j.s. p.s. - Just in case any of you are interested, your Chinstrapped YardGnomes are 5-0 this season, and are looking to tie the record for longest win streak this Sunday. Break out your little red gnome hats and cheer on Kerry Collins, Rudi Johnson and Willis McGahee this weekend. |
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
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And slowly, the heat returns. Had to close the windows and turn the AC back on last night. This makes me very unhappy. So Luis, K. and I went to see MirrorMask last night. And I'll tell you this...it is both awesome, and very unsettling, to see DaveMcKean's artwork move. Granted, it's a kid's story, (it's creepy, so be nightmare-prepared if you're taking chi'rren to see it), but the overall spectacle of the thing was worth the price of admission. Actually, Luis paid for me to get in, so that's not exactly a fitting cliche here. It's worth the price of a bottled water and popcorn with artificially flavored butter grease & that strange and magnificent day-glo orange salt. Yow! And somehow, the conversation afterward was even more unsettling, as we discussed what a "Prince Hospital" would be like. You know, purple everything, raspberry berets on the nurses, little red corvettes instead of ambulances, the "let's go crazy" wing instead of a psych ward... Don't ask me how that started. It might've been my fault, I don't recall. K, I'm off again. Take care. j.s. |
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SLOGANIZE! "Jeremiah groove." "Jeremiah. Impossible is nothing." "It's not a dream, Jeremiah is real!" "Jeremiah for the masses!" and my favorite "Jeremiah, the clever way." j.s. [[found via 4am]] |
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Monday, October 10, 2005
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Hooray for The Most Serene Republic. And I'm very busy otherwise...my deadline is 11:59 tonight. I'll post tomorrow. j.s. |
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
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Lo, the first illness of the fall/winter months hath come to pass. I'm not feeling sick in the traditional sense, but I'm kinda achey and my head isn't working the way it should. Although I haven't eaten anything today, unless you count a 16 oz. coffee...which I don't. My weekend is already beginning to take shape. And by shape I mean very little in the way of boozin' and lots of writing/movie watching/domestic duties. Unless you count Thursday of course, which is T's birthday at O.C, and should be quite the good time. Friday is the Aeros home opener against the San Antonio Stampede, so once again I exhibit my yankee-dom and head into another season of hockey. Love it. And, speaking of sports, I'm still not all that concerned about the Sox, despite their 14 - 2 shellacking at the hands of the pseudo-sox yesterday. We should only need to win one there in Chicago as the next two are in Fenway and we win when we're at home. Saturday I'm planning to go see MirrorMask at Landmark 3, which, since I'm a huge fan of Dave McKean's work, should be at the very least an interesting spectacle. I also need to find another accessory to review, so I'll be haunting various boutiques in the afternoon, looking for a cool, moderately priced, fall accessory. The rest of the weekend is just going to be laundry time, finishing "Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates," and thumb-licking the dirt off the faces of the 6 articles I have to turn in by Monday. Also, on a completely random note, for the past 2 nights I've had these strange montage dreams made up entirely of diamond engagement rings. Some of them I don't recognize, some I do, and some I 'dream-believe' to be ones that I've purchased to give to random different people. And, for whatever reason, it makes for a very unsettling awakening in the morning. I suppose I should look up what diamond rings mean in a dream dictionary or something... K, I'm off. And I'll leave you with this ILM Film Short. I so want a chihuahuaraffe... j.s. |
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
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"I'd be more than happy to talk about lawnmowers, brussel sprouts, or koala bears however! Anyone have questions about those?" j.s. |
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Monday, October 03, 2005
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Pssst... Yeah, over here. Could I interest you in a weekend recap? Cheap! We'll jump back to Thursday. Went to a writer's meeting after work, which was both interesting and hectic. Lots of ideas slung around, plans for future issues were discussed, and the assignments for next month were made, all over pizza and beer. Ahem. And the monthly fashion section was, in fact, given to yours truly. Express your pleasure at the tone. So after the meeting I headed over to O.C. for a few drinks, which was same thing, different week. So we took off and headed over to Chaise Lounge, which had awesome decor, subdued and comfortable lighting, and a cute back patio. In fact, almost everything there was great, with the notable exception of a complete lack of patrons. So we drove over to Dean's to catch the wind-down of a fashion show, which is where the Tanq & tonics began. (I had no idea, at the time, that they wouldn't stop for 2 days...) We hung out there for a bit until the show cleared out, then were lured into "El Jefe Cantina" with the promise of dollar beer. It was...not the nicest establishment I've patronized. Sticky floors, tepid Budweiser served in translucent plastic Dixie cups, and then only when there's actually a tender behind the bar to serve it, the overarching scent of A/C mold, and stains of dubious origin covered their furniture, which in turn reeked of nights spent in close contact with very, very cheap perfume. I'd recommend skipping that one. Friday I worked late, then headed home and cleaned myself up to go out with Luis and friends downtown. First stop was Dean's again, where the Tanq & tonics continued, and where one of us almost walked out the proud owner of a $200 Teen Wolf pencil drawing that hung on the back wall. We took off from Dean's, dropped by Pub Fiction for a moment, then thought better of it and wandered over to Red Door instead. And it was...a typical Red Door eve. Very beautiful people. Very beautiful drinks. (With the exception of the World's worst "Irish Car Bomb" ever poured.) And a very beautiful exeunt, upstaged, at 2am. And, after a quick trip to Resurrection which has re-opened and sloughed off it's post-raid torpor, we finally went home at 4ish. Saturday we get up around noon, Luis and I walk over to BerryHill for breakfast tacos, then get a ride from one of his friends to St. Arnold's Brewery, where they have tours every Sat. morning and apparently give away free beer. Yes, heavy microbrew beers, mere hours after waking up, in 95 degree heat, inside a warehouse with no A/C, is a brilliant plan for 3 guys who've been up drinking all night. Sounds like it'd be miserable doesn't it? But, after the little speech/tour was over and they got down to handing out the free beer, it was a pretty good time. After this, I caught a ride home to change before heading out to Katy to some friends' bridal shower. Which was not at all like your typical "bridal" shower, and was more of a "hot dogs and beer with good friends" er, shower. Stayed out there until around 9:30, then headed back to my place to clean up, (quite well this time), and get ready to meet T, Ed, and several others out at Europa. A good night. I hadn't seen T. in quite a while, and I'd really missed hanging out with her. And the quickest way for Jer to turn on his earlier negative opinions about a club? When he arrives, have many, many people gush compliments and attention his way about how happy they are to see him, how badly they missed him, what he's wearing, how he's dancing, or how clever he is in general. And yes, I'm quite aware of the fact that you could float a matchstick on me, thank you very much. So, after dancing most of the night, we closed down Europa. Dropped by House of Pi's for breakfast, and went home. Sunday! D and Luis met at my place at 12 to head over to our last Astros game. Which also happened to be the last game of the season, with the playoffs on the line. I spent most of the first half of the game staring a hole through the outfield scoreboard, watching the Sox/Yankees score come up one inning at a time. (And also the Cleveland/Chicago game, but I won't go into that here.) In the end, the Astros did pull it out. People went bananas. Confetti poured out of the rafters. Fireworks went off. And they dropped a banner on the outfield. Very cool. But, more importantly, the Sox also made it to the post-season, in suitably ridiculous fashion. They have the exact same record as the Yankees. But instead of a tie-breaker game to decide the pennant, they go by overall record against that team. (10-9, in favor of Yank$ by one fucking game.) Season over. Pennant goes to the Yankees. For the 7th time in a row. I could almost get upset about that, but I have this sneaking suspicion that they're going into this playoff series still rattled over what happened last year, and another monumental choke is on the way in their first round against the Angels. It's true, I might be biased... K, I'm tired, and ready to head home. Take care. j.s. |
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Sunday, October 02, 2005
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Please...the booze must stop... Post later. j.s. |
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